New Mobile Number

I just got my mobile - so for anyone who wants to mortgage a kidney to call me in Hanoi, it's +84-4-90-411-0670.

And *really*, don't think I'll be offended if you don't call. I promise, I won't.

But if you don't write either, then I'm opening up a can of whoop-ass on you punks when I get back.

Love and kisses!