Signs It's Time to Join Weight Watchers...

While going to sit down in the car this morning, I split the liner in my pants. My *fat* pants. (Fortunately, the pants themselves remained intact.)

I would like to be mystified as to how this happened, but I'm sure the recent months of eating and not exercising have had something to do with it.

So apparently, I got myself a big ass for Christmas this year.

Merry Christmas to me. See you at the gym...